Wondering who the cool kids are playing in the sandbox? Our rag tag band of talent are
the best you could find across this and the parallel universe. They are all uniquely suited
at being the best them they can be.
Select the member you wish to read up on from the list to the left.
At E1FTW Games we are obsessed with video games, useful apps, technology, art, anime, Star Wars, Pokemon, pizza, cheese, cats, sand castles, and other things of both big and little consequence. We thought, what better way to combine all the things we like, than a mobile game company? Amirite?!? Well, maybe not combining everything we like all of the time, just most of what we like, most of the time.
Angela- Angela Tran was created by a mad baker (a mad baker is kind of like a mad scientist but likes to bake things) she started off as a cupcake that was infused with a human heart. Too smart to be a cupcake she (in a series of mad scientisty events) became a human. Now walking among the people of this world as a college girl she spends her time drawing pictures of how sweet it was to be a cupcake.
Brett- Chuck Norris’s only recorded loss in a fight was to him. He invented color in the 1940’s by asking monochrome to leave. The flag pledges allegiance to him. He knows why electrons have mass. During the budget crisis the government asked him for a bail out. In Yoda’s cell phone he is listed as advice. He is F.D.A approved. He is, the only friend of the most interesting man alive. He is Brett Shapiro.
Chris- Chris Meyer was once on a boat. T-pain wasn’t invited. Not understanding it was a program he asked Maya on a date. She said yes. In high school he started a GarageBand. He played the cowbell. Chris has traveled to the beginning of time. That’s when he invented the high six (space radiation). He speaks Braille and Morse code fluently. Although a vegetarian, he fights bears on Tuesdays.
Drake- In Brett’s cell phone Drake Schullerts is listed as advice. The last time his pants were on fire, he was telling the truth. Snapple calls him for facts. Waldo tries to find him in books. He has betrayed thousands, and there was much rejoicing. The computer gods use his picture as a dartboard. He has tried to bring back NSYNC more than any other man ever should.
Nathan- Nathan Lewis has the TARDIS on speed dial. During Y2k, he saved the world using a VCR and peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The year before that he wrote the code within the matrix. After obtaining the title of “Code Wizard” Merlin challenged him to a duel. Merlin left the fight a sore loser muttering something about science not standing a chance.
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